Today I share with you, as it says in the title, a recent fake 80s pop song (and there are quite a few out there, the best being PoP!’s “PoP! Goes My Heart”) from the recent film Mindhorn, about a fake 80s TV detective. The film is rightly bonkers, and the above single a little gem in itself. “Thunder in jail” is an actual quote by Muhammad Ali.
Me want cookie. – Cookie Monster, Sesame Street
I’ve underestimated the biscuit in recent years. Previously in my life, biscuits were as common as the sun and the moon and the stars. Astronomy and gastronomy only diverged when it came to what demanded more romantic literature to be made out of them. They had been equals in my childhood, even contemporaries, Continue reading “Of Biscuits”
The Best Part of Breaking Up is the Making Up. – Frequent Lyric in 60s Girl Groups Songs
The Best Part of Waking Up is ______________.
I’ve been sleeping better than usual the past few weeks. I go to bed after 12 a.m., wake up by 7 a.m., usually without interruptions Continue reading “Of Waking Up”
How To Be A Bad Blogger
1. Do not reply to comments. Who has the time? You already said what you had to say. And they’re asking for more? Why don’t they just like and share like normal people do?
2. Participate in the community as little as possible. Yeah, you need to Continue reading “Of Bad Blogging”
First I thought it was a passing phase and out of nowhere, I found myself singing Daniel Powter. Then, a day turned into a few days. On Saturday I called it a “bad week”, as I shed a few embarrassing and uncharacteristic tears in public transport. Today, it’s ten days. Like any bad meteorologist, I hope my prediction is false when I say, “Seems like Hurricane Crapathy will be with us for a fortnight.”
To be honest, I don’t know what crapathy means exactly. I first learnt about it through Continue reading “Crapathy”
Because of the above, I have been, uh, the below: Continue reading “Of Being Under The Weather”
Top Five Movies I Dozed Off While Watching in The Theatres (Chronological Order):
1. The Hobbit Part 2 (2013)
2. The Hobbit Part 3 (2014) Continue reading “Of Naps”
I hate the word ‘crush‘. I can’t begin to describe how much I hate it. It’s so difficult to say. You push a ball of air into your throat, and before you can expel it, you have to join your dental set and add a -shh to it. Ugh.
I hate all its meanings. Why not say trample, or squeeze (actually, squeeze is kind of Continue reading “Of Words”
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“If you were a boy, I would marry you.” – Several women, throughout my life.
It should be a compliment, but I don’t know what to make of it. I didn’t know when I was eleven, I don’t know any better now. If I had to summarise all that these women have said to justify the above hypothesis, I’d conclude – I am, What Women Want. Continue reading “Of Compliments”