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Of Bad Blogging

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How To Be A Bad Blogger

1. Do not reply to comments. Who has the time? You already said what you had to say. And they’re asking for more? Why don’t they just like and share like normal people do?

2. Participate in the community as little as possible. Yeah, you need to reel those plebeians in by talking to them. It’s tough business after all, you can’t always rely on them accidentally landing up at your webpage (maybe pay someone to work on an algorithm that makes such accidents happen more often). But, only chat to promote yourself. Plug, plug, plug. Plug in comments on their blogs, by giving them a compliment or two, and then talking about yourself for the rest of it. Don’t waste time on their blogs because, who are we kidding, everyone knows that most aren’t that good.

3. Only Share, Re-Blog or Copy-Paste. Who says you have to make your own stuff as a blogger? It’s your blog, your space to do whatever you want. It can be anything. You could curate the best of the interspace. You could even pass it off as your own. You devil you. No, sorry, you Renaissance Man.*

4. Don’t Blog. Ah, the best way to be an authentic Bad Blogger. Just don’t do it. You’ll only get better at it if you do it. Why take the trouble? There are so many shows out there to binge, so many Facebook messages to reply, so much serious writing, photography, art etc. to do. Why waste your time on something no one will care about? Not even you? Save your special self for something else. Like Instagram Belfies.

My name is Amrita. And I am a Bad Blogger. I wasn’t always. Well, always isn’t too long, about mid-2014 onwards. I’ve ebbed and flowed as a blogger (sometimes you can’t separate the blog from the blogger. This is my arena, my garden of Eden where I regularly sow seeds of self-pity.) This year, mostly ebb. I’ve done all the above except no. 3, and I have some explaining to do.

First, I simply haven’t written much of anything in 2017. I’m a lifelong diarist, and even that has exited my life. I just can’t can bring myself to do it, most of the time. When it is work-related, I do it for the sake of doing it, without passion or inspiration. Recreationally, nah. Why bother? Do something else. Something easier. Find some other way to self-flagellate. Optimise on the number of things you allow yourself to hate about yourself.

Second, I just haven’t been inspired. I know, the most pathetic and ridiculous excuse anyone who presumes to call themselves a writer can give you. But, I just haven’t been feeling it, man. With Art and Pop in general. Ch-ch-ch-changes. I’ve just not been in a state to meander over light, frivolous things.

Third, I haven’t used WordPress much. I do more things on my phone now, and predominantly use my computer for work. I do read on the WordPress app whenever I can, but it’s not the best way to be really paying attention to something that makes your brain work more than a tweet or an Instagram photo. There’s no questioning the need for WordPress to have an app, but I’d rather read on a computer.

Fourth, I’ve just been a lazy ass. A lazy ass who couldn’t even be enticed by money, where she paid for the Personal Plan, and waited around to be paid for a book, that people don’t even read for free. I refuse to use the word failure, however. More like, “destined to be read when I write books people do read, so that they can assess how terrible/brilliant I was before I made it.”

I am Bengali. This week, we have the biggest event in the Bengali calendar, the festival of Goddess Durga. Therefore, I will probably continue being a lazy ass. However, in the festive spirit, I wish you passion, inspiration, dedication, genius and numerous readers in all your blogging endeavours. Do not do any of the things I do, and you’re sure to succeed in life!

*I do not mean everybody who shares, re-blogs etc. I mean those spammy ones, or the ones who plagiarise.

What are your bad blogging habits?

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15 thoughts on “Of Bad Blogging

  1. Well written post and I’m in this position at the moment also. I meet the ‘lazy ass and unmotivated’ requirements to equal a bad blogger and wonder when this phase will end. My blog is so successful, yet the drive to post is fizzling out right now. Do I continue, give it more of a break or just shut it down? That’s the big question about blogging.

    1. I think my attitude to the whole thing is, never say never. Last year, I had gone through some hard times, and blogging was the last thing on my mind. But, I came back to it when I felt like it, and though it maybe wasn’t as popular as before, just the act of putting something out there, and getting thoughtful responses from a handful of people made me want to keep doing it. I typically post about twice a week, apart from reading blogs. But, if I can’t do that, I try not to beat myself up about it too much. My suggestion would be to blog without thinking too much about it. It’s not going anywhere, and if you blog with passion, there are sure to be others who want to participate in it!

      1. Great advice. I’ve left it before and come back, yet always feel guilty that people still follow my blog and I’m not continually posting. I’ve had this blog since 2007, so to give it up completely it would be a shame. My personality type (INFP), is showing its true colors as I’ve got too many other projects (writing) on the go and most are left unfinished. I suppose at this time the blogging passion isn’t there. 🙂

  2. I go through phases where I’ll post 5 blogs in a week, maybe 4 the next, then a month goes by where I haven’t posted anything. Kinda ebbs and flows like you mention. Coincidently my reading also ebbs and flows the same way. Not sure the two are related, but maybe. Anyway, nice post!!

      1. Can you recommend a textbook to learn Spanish using English? It can get confusing to learn from Duolingo as I’m not writing anything down. I would like to revise the traditional way. I have a colleague who is an advanced learner, but all her books are in Spanish, even the beginners’.

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