Posted in Of Psyche

Of Goals and Challenges

blank list of resolutions on blackboard

It’s that time of the year again. That time of the year, when we celebrate that it is about to go. Good riddance I say, because it was crap anyway. The next one is going to be good, I know it. I am going to grow a whole new personality. No, I’m not pregnant. A whole new personality is not about to grow out of me.

Laugh, people, that was a joke. I’ve been thinking about babies lately. And not just because everyone and their mother has been having babies lately. Even I became an aunt, and someone on Twitter congratulated me on the baby. Because you can’t edit it, anyone who reads it will think I’ve had one. Just the other day I was casually browsing a clothing store when I ended up in the mom and baby section. No, I was not looking for maternity trousers, despite it being the most comfortable item of clothing in the history of female apparel. Usually, I walk past the section unless there is something interesting involved (like a psychedelic toy caterpillar), but I was captivated by all the baby clothes. I was awwing and oohing at all the Christmas prints, foxes and reindeers and polar bears – oh, I love a polar bear. The shop assistant smiled her warmest smile at me – here was somebody who wanted their baby to look cute, and not grudge that they paid that much to buy clothes she or he could vomit on.

Until I asked for the polar bear sweater in my size. What? It cost as much as an adult one. Can I get it in a size Medium please?

I could make having a baby a goal for 2018. Heck, I could write a novel about a woman listing ‘Have a Baby’ as one of her New Year Resolutions, and kill two goals off my list. But, I’m not going to do that. You know I’m not going to do that.

What should I do, now that before it is mid-2018 I will stop pushing 30 and be 30? Is pushing 30 better than pushing a baby? I guess, after all the horror stories I’ve heard of pushing babies lately. Even if I don’t feel any different from now to when the time comes (I feel 19 or 90 at any given moment. Sometimes both together), I know the world will promptly take off their glasses and put on those plastic year ones that you get this time of the year. Except they won’t read 2018. They’ll read “30, and why aren’t you dead yet?”

I should make goals. And plans. Challenge myself. Anything to not think about what people will think, and then find out that most don’t give a damn. They’re too busy thinking about themselves.

To Do List (Courtesy: Pixabay)

I did have resolutions at the start of this year. I even managed to meet them a bit. On most days I managed about 1.5 litres of water, when I wanted to drink 2 – something I never managed even once. I lost upto 7 kg of weight at one point, three less than the 10 I’d been aiming for, which I’ve all gained, and perhaps added to since. I didn’t improve my musical instrument playing skills, but I did practise everyday in May. I self-published a book, which a handful of people read. That wasn’t part of the plan, but I did it. I learned a bit of Spanish on the Duolingo app, though I didn’t complete the course, or “tree” as they like to call it. It also wasn’t part of the plan, but all these almost-accomplishments taught me something overall about the nature of accomplishments. About goals and challenges.

I’ve heard, watched and read hundreds of people talk about their goals and challenges on social media this year. I know, I should reach for the more interesting part of social media (where are all the cats? Cats don’t have goals.), but I learnt something about people. Those who talk about goals and challenges a lot of the time, are those who have the ability to meet them. It’s not for people like me, who run away the moment something competitive comes up.

Competition is everywhere. Competition has always been at the heart of advertising – collect these coupons, and you may no longer have to live in this godforsaken place anymore. Trashy reality shows, where you compete on the basis of who’s more obnoxious than whom. I wouldn’t even win in the laziness challenge, because I want to be better.


There used to be some fashionable Psychology lingo – you’re a Type A or a Type B. Nowadays, people prefer to go by more letters – INFP, EN….whatnot – but the idea was, there was a type of person who simply thrived on getting things done. Believe it or not, I tested Type A in college. And sure I used to make lists all the time (I came across some a while back. They were ridiculous.) and I guess I was sharper than I am now, but I’m a case in point for why that bifurcated system did not work. Though, according to the four-letter system, I’m Barrack Obama. Which is also something that is never going to happen.

I wanted to look at these goal-driven people as inspiration for my own self-improvement. But, as the year went on, I realised two things – you actually have to have meaningful goals (meaningful to you) to begin with, and that getting some of the way is fine too. That it does not have to be something you can count (clearly I can’t, given that I’m listing three realizations), but something that matters to you.

Therefore, my goals/challenges for 2018 are these:

  • Become more socially responsible. It is not enough to complain about the corruption in charitable organizations/endeavours and be cynical about the whole altruism thing, or worse, patronizing. Be the change.
  • Get started. Get doing. Don’t wait around. Nobody is waiting around for the budding writer/somecreativepersonthing to bloom into a flower. Nobody cares, until you’ve got something to offer.
  • Exercise everyday, if possible, and don’t think about the kilos.
  • Learn things.

Yup. That’s it. Keeping it at that. Will chop and change, depending on how things go. Also hope to be a better blogger and less of a whiner next year, though those two seem co-dependent at this point. Also hope to get a polar bear sweater. If you spot one with a 36 inch chest, send it my way, please? I’ll mail you the address.

What are your goals for next year? What were they this year?

Posted in Of Bloggingly

Books To Read Before 2018

Hello everyone, I’m back with another video about the books I’m hoping to read in December – before 2018 is upon us. At 18 minutes, it is fairly long and rambling (and yes, a goal can be ambitious), so you’re welcome to quit or not watch at all if you feel like it. I’ve started this YouTube thing, might as well see where it goes. I might buy new curtains and a camera if it goes well. And something to…do my hair some other way.

Thanks for watching. Have a great week. What are you reading, by the way? Have you bought any books for Christmas?

Posted in Of Writingly

Real Time Ramble: Not Writing


I would like to say I don’t write, but the thing is, I can’t write. I can’t even manage a blog post these days, and that was a thing I thought I could do. Well, I like to believe I can, though it is rather humiliating to be asked to attend a workshop on writing blog posts by people who don’t even blog.

But, this half-hour free-write is not about blogging. It is about writing, in general, by me. I’m not very creative. As in, not the quality of creativity which I can’t quantify, but the quantity of creativity this year which, well, doesn’t really qualify. I sometimes come across an old post and think, “Oh, that was clever. Did I really come up with that?” which is not a healthy thing for a growing writer to think. A healthy writer should not bask in former glories – that is defeatist. A healthy writer should cringe, should edit and re-edit, and re-write the whole thing if possible. That’s the only way you can keep going, you can keep enjoying whatever facility you have for being creative. That is true for wherever you are in your game – amateur, dreamer, struggler, winner or has-been. If I were any good, a word for a has-been that ends with -er would have been at the tip of my typing fingers as I finished that previous sentence.

Some people equate creativity with age – that you are at your freshest and most powerful up until the age of twenty-five or so, which is why your brain also absorbs information and picks up skills faster at a younger age. On top of that, apparently anxiety and depression decreases your intelligence, and hypothyroidism, among other things, also makes you stupider. Brilliant. I’ve got so much to fight against, so many well-funded, sensationalist studies to prove wrong. And what does my brain do to defy science? It orders my body to curl up under a blanket and watch Vlogmas videos on YouTube.

I’ve not written or done anything creative lately just because I haven’t felt like it. I haven’t been – wait for it – inspired. There you go, some further cringe-triggers for you to go with your coffee. Maybe I won’t stretch things to inspiration – some Muse sitting on my shoulder dictating lines I can pass off as my own – but I do believe, as though it were a religion, that you need to create an environment in your mind for creative work to happen. In your mind, I tell you, so don’t go out and buy those pretty tools and furniture just yet. The easiest way to get inspired – to want to do something – is to consume things you’d like to make. Not literally eat them up unless you’re a chef, but watch films if you want to make films. Read if you want to write. Watch people dance if you want to learn how. And not stay at the passive stage of watching, but participate. Get that urge to ‘do it too’, like you used to.

I have to admit two extremely snobbish reasons for my non-writing – I want to write proper stuff like novels, and I think I’m at that stage in my life where if I don’t give it a proper try, I might never find out if I can. I’m too greedy, too fattened up by dreams, to say I’ve only ever wanted to be a writer. No, I’ve wanted to be a great many things, but currently, writing seems to be the only option worth living for, and one that I might be allowed to live for if I’m good enough. But, that hunger is not good enough, because desire isn’t enough to get you through. It is good, solid, undoubtable work (a better writer would have a better word than ‘undoubtable’). And luck, yup, some good old classical Fate, that can get you where you want to be.

Both these reason are such extremes, but as the very inspiring William Blake wrote, “Without contraries, is no progression.” At least, I’ve written them down. These feelings that have prevented me from writing or in fact, doing most things I enjoy. You’d ask me to take it easy. To neither have high ambitions, nor deep doubts. Choose a middling, humbling, working path, as all good artists do. But, what I have done is tried not trying at all. All my life, I’ve written something or the other nearly everyday, whether it is seen by eyes besides my own or not. This year, I haven’t bothered. But, the very fact that we’re having this conversation means that I haven’t given up completely either. So, thanks for listening.

Posted in Of Bloggingly

Of Talking About Books

Hello everyone!

Today I am excited (and nervous!) to bring you my first booktube video. Booktube is youtubers talking about books. I’m jumping on the booktube bandwagon to be a better reader. I will also try to do different kinds of videos other than bookish ones, and in no way is this going to affect my blogging (unless for the better!). If you have a booktube channel, please leave a comment on my channel and let’s be friends!

What are you reading currently?

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Posted in Of Psyche

Of Women Bullying Women

Bully (Courtesy: Pixabay)

There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women. – Madeleine K. Albright

You keep hearing it all the time. In words that go something like, “women are women’s worst enemy” or “how could she do this to me? She’s a woman too….” I’ve lately come to believe, why not? When women have always been pitted against each other from the birth of mankind, why should competitiveness, bullying, active sabotage or subtle mean-spiritedness come as a surprise? When, for most of our lives our worth depends on who we are compared to (which, in the age of supposed equal opportunity, also includes men), why should such feelings be alien to us?

But, I do not believe there are extra entries in our individual ‘hell’ registers for such behaviour. Why? Because you either get your dues here on your living planet earth, or you don’t get them at all. The only thing you can do about it, like most things that can possibly be categorised as ‘sin’ is, uh, not do it.

In my last post, I recounted two recent experiences of sexually inappropriate behaviour that I’d been at the receiving end of. I wondered if people would take the incident of me being on the receiving end of inappropriate touching from a respectable-looking woman over fifty in public transport seriously. Because, I don’t often hear women talk about it. Sexual or not, I just don’t hear women talking about being bullied by women who hold power over them. Or even if we do, we just dismiss it as jealousy, that they are pitiable because they’re of a certain age – that they’ve lost their youth – and one of the ways they try to remain relevant is by letting those who’re subordinate to them know that they can control their destiny.

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Edward Lear Sketch (Courtesy: Pixabay)

But, I don’t want to believe that. At least, I don’t want to believe that on a universal scale. Let me explain. I am at an age where I get to instruct young people as part of my job and also socially, but I hold little power, and have to be governed by those who are older than me. I can see it. I can already feel myself getting envious of young girls wearing skirts I no longer have the context to wear. This is a particularly difficult generation to handle as an adult. I’ll give you an example.

Indians, or those who are acquainted with Bollywood, would know it is pretty sacrilegious to not know who musician/actor Kishore Kumar is. As I was chatting with a couple of sixteen-year-olds, I dropped a well-known Kishore Kumar reference. When they didn’t get it, I simply said, “It’s Kishore Kumar!” When they told me they didn’t know who he was, in that typically bratty way teenagers have been parodied too many times for, I told them. To which they replied, “Oh, we don’t know stuff of your generation.” Now, mind you that Kishore Kumar’s career precedes my coming-into-existence by several decades. And I am twenty-nine, twenty-six at the time of this conversation. As I talked to these girls more, I realised the only thing they knew that I didn’t know (even if we compare to when I was a sixteen-year-old with no internet access) was how to use Instagram filters.

So you see, I understand where older people are coming from. But, I feel ancient most of the time with my orthopaedic shoes, matronly sense of style and not wearing makeup a lot of the time because I prefer to sleep instead in the morning. Thus, it came as a surprise to me that after working in my office for a considerable time, I was asked to change my attire. It was suggested a few months ago but, without even thinking about it, I said, “But, women everywhere wear this.” And yes, they do. All over the country. In my line of work itself. Not in my workplace specifically, because there are few women my age, and for whatever reason, older women do not wear it.

I still accepted the idea, because I don’t fancy unpleasantness most of the time. But, I was so busy over the weekend, I didn’t get to buy new clothes. And then, when I did go to work, dreading what might be said to me and whether my genuine excuse will be accepted or not, all I got was some Paddington Bear-style ‘hard stares’. Immediately after work, I rushed to shops near my home and though I couldn’t get outfits in this style in my size, I spent hours hunting down one that might work and then got it tailored, where the male tailor ‘accidentally’ brushed my breasts as he measured me. When I got home I was drained, and unable to work on a project that would actually help my career, unlike this outfit.

There is no specific dress-code apart from looking professional. And as I mentioned, I’m covered neck to toe, without my back, my waist, my legs or my decolletage peeking out. But, the worst was yet to come, and it didn’t even involve me. Now that I was wearing a new outfit, my old style was discussed with reference to someone else (let’s call this person ‘client’). Somehow, the client’s character was reflected on their outfit, and I was told directly by one person who isn’t officially as powerful as the rest of the women (but, you know, the kind who likes to suck up to those in power) that that style of clothing is morally wrong.

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Women Suffering At Work (Courtesy: Pixabay)

It would be too easy and obvious for me to put these women down. In the security of a blog that they’re probably not going to read. I don’t even judge them personally. Until they made me think about it, I didn’t even care what they thought of other women, or other people. This specific person had once laughed off somebody’s leave of absence letter, because their medical certificate was signed by a psychiatrist. As someone who has suffered from mental illness all their life, undiagnosed and untreated for most of it, I found it personally offensive. At the same time, just the fact that this young person had even dared to reveal his illness honestly in this letter, made me envy his courage, since I’ve never had the guts to do so myself.

To be honest, there is nothing pitiable about these women. They have power. They’re successful. They have large disposable incomes, well-educated kids, outfits that are much more expensive than mine. They have a lifestyle they’re able to afford that I can’t. They’re the kind of women who’ll be invited to speak at Women Empowerment seminars. Yes, they’re not young in the way beauty brands would like them to be young, but the biggest bluff out there is that youth is power. No, it isn’t. Not unless you’ve come from a privileged place and your life has been sorted out for you. Youth is being lost. Is being vulnerable. Is dreaming, and feeding on your dreams, your hopes for the future that give you enough motivation to tolerate the present. Wrinkles, grey hair and decreased metabolism can hardly compete with it.

There are people who say, “I wish I could be young again.” I don’t. Pretty early in life, I knew this was as good as it gets. For this time and age. I don’t envy the social media-driven lives of young people one bit. I can’t imagine my teenage self having to take hundreds of pictures of herself, and then worrying about how many likes and comments they receive. Having to worry about how to be like Britney Spears was problem enough.

What do you do then? This time last year, I was being bullied for my hair. I have shoulder-length curly hair, and there’s been a trend in India for quite some time to only have chemically-straightened poker-straight hair. I faced unpleasant remarks a few times, and then I started putting my hair up in a bun. I snapped one day when I got a comment after a few days of not receiving any. I told this person, quite rudely, “There are other things in life to discuss besides my hair.” This caused a mini-furore. It spread, and then someone said to me, “But, this other person gets it more than you….” There are so many things wrong with that statement. Just the fact that you’re in a position to casually admit that you “tease” those who are not in a position to retaliate, and are more surprised than anything when someone like me does say something that isn’t even directed at you, shows how you go about such bullying behaviour without even realising it.

And that, is where the problem lies. Not that these are women against women, or women of a certain age, or that they have power and others don’t. They don’t even have to be women, or grown-ups. A bully will never think of themselves as a bully. A bully will never realise what is bullying behaviour. What is ‘harmless teasing’, and what is ragging on somebody.

I would not have let this affect me as much as it has, had it not been for something else that happened concurrently. This is not my dream job, and everyone who’s there is aware that it is only en route to something more, let’s say, weighty. I enjoy what I do, but when I got to know that an important piece of information was not shared with me, amidst other trivial things like questions about my attire, information that would not affect their career in anyway but greatly help my own, I finally realised something.

No matter how well you behave with people, no matter how much you believe the best in them, there are very few people in life who actually want good things to happen to you. You may not even realise it. But, you may not be in a position to do anything about it when you do. You can’t even wish them hell like the Albright quote above, because you know that is wrong and not in keeping with your breeding, with your character that they reduce to what they think about what you wear. What you can do is not give a damn. I like to not think about my work at all when I’m home. Unless I have tasks to do, I keep all of it out of my mind (to the point of doing laundry last minute, because I even keep my laundry bag out of sight). And focus on what is important to me, what will help me get where I want to in life. My life is too important, too precious, to waste on what other people do to impair it. It’s en route after all, not a dead end.

How do you deal with workplace bullies/people trying to get you down?

Women, Let’s Unite In Helping Each Other (Image Courtesy: Pixabay)
Posted in Of Culturel

Of Sharing Stories

Don’t stay in the dark

I’m told I should share my story. But, I’m afraid by saying it, it will become real.

I suffered an allergy attack over the weekend. I went to get some medication at a local pharmacy on Sunday morning, clearly preoccupied with my inflamed nose and watering eyes, to care about anything other than finding a cure. As I bent awkwardly on the rather high counter to make my claim at the crowded shop, a common occurrence given my short, 5’2” frame, I felt a hand brush against my behind. This same hand next patted the shop assistant’s shoulder, and the man who it belonged to talked to him as if he’s a genial uncle. I had been an unsightly picture of snot and tears (not that this man had even seen my face before he felt me up) and I was wearing extremely loose palazzo pants, along with a buttoned-up full-sleeve shirt. Even as I realised what had happened, I had already become aware of how protesting, something I don’t often refrain from in such public encounters, would be pointless.

On Tuesday, as I stood in the train on my way to work, a woman around fifty sitting behind me ‘accidentally’ felt up my behind several times, giving the impression that though she was sitting comfortably, she had no space to keep her hands that didn’t invade mine. She got up from her seat, felt my buttocks, my waist, and slid her hands up to my armpits. As I expressed irritation, she gave my armpit a squeeze and made a facial expression to indicate she was only trying to balance herself on a crowded, moving train.

As I thought about it in the next few minutes, it occurred to me, “my butt is popular this week.” Perhaps those lunges I’ve been doing once in a blue moon are finally working. And that, or something like that, is how I would have tucked away something like these.

There are too, too many encounters to share. I wouldn’t call them stories, for a story demands much more. A story demands comprehension, themes, characters, arcs, development. Perfect wording to capture what was felt. What happened. A story demands both satisfaction and longing for more, which is why we have series and sequels. Most of all, a good story demands engagement, something to keep audiences hooked, something a storyteller can only gauge if she or he himself is hooked.

These are encounters I wish into oblivion. All are memories, often but not always physical, that remind me I have a body, female or not it doesn’t matter, and that people from time to time consider it theirs. Why? Because it’s in front of them. It suggests a desire they do not believe needs reciprocity to be satisfied. When you want something, you’re expected to give something in return. Some reciprocity is expected in every exchange. But, apparently, not in these. Not that these are exchanges to be exact, for my passivity, alarm, shame and burgeoning rage do not compare with their easy, adventurous, entitled glee at getting away with it all, rules of being civilized be damned.

On International Women’s Day, as I spoke about the work the UN has been doing towards women’s rights, several well-educated men with respectable jobs bluntly remarked, ‘What have we men got to do with women’s day?’

I told them about men’s issues, detailing two specifically, one of which they should be able to empathise with – the problems faced by single fathers in India, especially those interested in adoption, and homosexual rape. I spoke about the #HeForShe campaign. But, I could see the discomfort in their faces, the incomprehension, the trivialization, the indifference and the feeling of being thwarted from their otherwise position of authority, real or implied.

But, I’m not interested in male-bashing. I cannot say I love men, for then there are those who will automatically think I’m a ‘nympho’ or a slut. But, Feminism is not about women. It is about equality. It is about making everybody feel safe, creating an environment where they can work towards fulfilling their potential. That might sound like a platitude, ripped off from the constitution of some privileged country, but my non-political self still likes to believe it can be achieved, and she can rattle off the names of several men, and some women, who have done just that.

That is the problem. You cannot even talk about it, without politicizing yourself. I am either a victim, asking for pity and understanding, or a bother, a nagging voice that people want to go away as soon as this Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein business is over. Most of all, I am uninteresting because I’m not in the entertainment industry (not even politics or sport, which are equally juicy), and there are no major revelations here either. So what if some men didn’t like my little speech? Who cares?

You don’t have to care. Several will choose not to care. But, I will keep on saying it. Two basic principles of Psychology can solve all of this. First, education. Not the kind that makes you learn to be doctors and lawyers, but the one that teaches you to care and feel responsible from a young age. Adults also are not immune to the effects of education that concerns itself with respecting a person’s space. If they fancy themselves able to learn how to drive or prepare their body for a marathon, they can learn basic decency.

Second, repetition. These discussions cannot be a fad, coming and going with the tide of newspaper headlines. We need to talk about it. We need to have a culture in which we are able to talk about it. I had a couple more stories I wanted to share but I decided against it, worrying about my career and my safety. These are situations I have stood up for in my life, but they have not been resolved in a way that would send the message to the parties involved that their behaviour is hurtful and inappropriate.

It’s not easy. We have to accept that despite thousands of years of being civilized, of having strict laws and governance and platforms of communication for several decades, there are still people who can get away with this. But, what we cannot accept is the shame and the fear we feel about it. We have to fight for it. Even as much as letting the person know that they haven’t bullied you into silence. Easier said than done, but we must keep trying to do it.

What do you think can be done to educate people about inappropriate behaviour?



Posted in Of Musicals

Does Music Streaming Make You A Better Listener?

High Fidelity

There’s too much and not enough at the same time. – Dylan Moran

My Google Play subscription ended a few months ago. I already have an Apple Music family subscription, and though I prefer the services of the former, I thought I’d save a few bucks. 89 rupees per month to be exact, which is 1.367 USD. And now, Amazon Prime has launched its music services, and because I happen to have an account, I’m guessing I’ll be eligible for it too. And I can’t f***ing take it anymore.

Continue reading “Does Music Streaming Make You A Better Listener?”

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Of Blogging Personalities

Blog (Courtesy: Pixabay)

I’m having a bit of a blogging personality crisis. Well, it isn’t as serious as it sounds for, let’s be honest, I haven’t been serious about blogging for quite a while. It doesn’t nag me, or excite me as it used to. And it’s not because I’ve grown out of it. I just don’t know what more I can do with it. Continue reading “Of Blogging Personalities”

Posted in Of Musicals

Of (Fake) 80s Pop Songs

Today I share with you, as it says in the title, a recent fake 80s pop song (and there are quite a few out there, the best being PoP!’s “PoP! Goes My Heart”) from the recent film Mindhorn, about a fake 80s TV detective. The film is rightly bonkers, and the above single a little gem in itself. “Thunder in jail” is an actual quote by Muhammad Ali.